Please, speak easy.

Please, take phone calls outside.

Do NOT ask for a Cosmo, Long Island Ice Tea, Jager anything or “so-called drinks” of this kind, especially energy drinks.

There is only one vodka necessary in this establishment.

Our libations are labor intensive. Thank you for your patience.

Be prepared when the barkeep is ready to create your order.

Do NOT ask for chilled beer glasses.

When the barkeep says you’ve had enough, you have!

If you wouldn’t introduce them to your mom, then don’t bring them here.

We are NOT that kind of bar.